Funny Feet

So apparently I have funny feet. Seriously. I went to see a podiatrist today and he said "funny feet like these" when referring to my problems. Apparently I walk all wrong! I tried to tell him I am too old to learn new tricks, but he didn't find me quite as humorous as I found me. He called my feet condition "over-used syndrome". Haha...that's a joke! My waistline begs to differ. So I was prescribed a nice feel-better drug and was given some nice arches to wear in my Asics. And no more flats. Now that is sad. I have the cutest little flat shoes, and now I cannot wear them. I did get to go shopping for shoes I can wear though! Hello, Naturalizers! I hope they welcome me to Comfortville...